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notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:41:37 -0700

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

jezebelthegreat: She turns away while I’m going to the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:57:57 -0700

She turns away while I’m going to the bathroom, as if what I’m doing is somehow revolting and discourteous.

Whatever, cat. You’re not better than me. I cleaned your shit off the floor four times today.

german-expressionists: Otto Dix, Katzen (Theodor Däubler...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:53 -0700

german-expressionists:

Otto Dix, Katzen (Theodor Däubler gewidmet) [Cats (Dedicated to Theodor Däubler)], 1920

henrythegangstercat: Any box will do

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:34:40 -0700

henrythegangstercat:

Any box will do

kurafire: P365x52-138: Buranshe on Flickr.

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:00 -0700

kurafire:

P365x52-138: Buranshe on Flickr.

gatsbylives: This is Charlie (named after Chaplin), the sweet...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:00:00 -0700

gatsbylives:

This is Charlie (named after Chaplin), the sweet little hobo cat who decided awhile back that our front porch is his home. He’s become such a fixture that we all worry if he’s not there.

brilliantorange: OH GOOD YOU FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO BE EVEN...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:31:42 -0700

brilliantorange:

OH GOOD YOU FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO BE EVEN MORE RELAXED AND DO NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE. UNBELIEVABLE.

apethink: Frank! I finally got a picture of this elusive...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:20:08 -0700

apethink:

Frank!

I finally got a picture of this elusive bastard, the only one in the ten years since I moved here. He bolts whenever he sees me, which is usually before I see him.

I used to call him Property Boy. He lives in the house behind us and thought our yard was his when I first moved in with my cats in ‘03. I quickly learned that he was a young bully, so I’d run him off whenever I saw him because I didn’t want him roughing up Laney. He did once make the mistake of sneaking in through the catdoor. His horrified screams woke us up and we ran to the living room to find Kenobi chasing him around, beating the shit out of him every time he tried to get back to the catdoor. He could see the backyard though the sliding glass door and kept jumping at it like a lunatic until we subdued Kenobi and opened it for him. Unlike our current duo of wienerpusses, Kenobi wasn’t about to let any random cats come sauntering into the house.

About a year ago, my wife and I were standing on the deck and watched as new neighborhood asshole cat Andy came scrambling over the back wall and scurried along the fence line from our backyard to our front, with Frank in hot pursuit. That’s when we learned his name. His human, who we’d never seen before, popped his head over the back wall and shouted “Frank! Frank! Get back here! Frank! FRANK!” Andy bailed through a hole in the next-door neighbor’s gate and Frank, suddenly aware that we were standing right there, quickly turned and ran back along the fence to his awaiting human’s Wilsonesque demi-head.

henrythegangstercat: Detente

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:39:09 -0700

henrythegangstercat:

Detente

magicalnaturereblogs: samaralex: Lion Hat for Cats Awww :)

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:28:13 -0700

magicalnaturereblogs:

samaralex:

Lion Hat for Cats

Awww :)

fatmanatee: this fucking cat

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:14:59 -0700

fatmanatee:

this fucking cat

jewlesthemagnificent: Oliver looked a lot like this when he was...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:06:46 -0700

jewlesthemagnificent:

Oliver looked a lot like this when he was a baby wheeeeeeere does the time goooooooooooooo?

apethink: Chinaco³ In the castes of colonial Mexico, the...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:50:47 -0700

apethink:

Chinaco³

In the castes of colonial Mexico, the natives and mestizos who worked as servants doing heavy labor were likened by the Spanish colonists to Chinese laborers, and were called Chinaco. Unlike most non-noblemen, the Chinaco, being in charge of the nobleman’s stables, became expert horsemen and helped contribute to the cause of the revolution against Spain, both sides of the Reform War, and against the French Intervention, presumably including the battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.

A leader of the Chinaco forces was General Manuel González, who purchased land in the north eastern state of Tamaulipas. A century later, hurricane Inez devastated crops throughout the state, and González’s descendants decided to plant agave to sell to tequila distillers in Jalisco, which was the only state legally allowed to produce tequila. When the crops matured, the Jalisco buyers backed out, and the González family decided to start their own tequila company and called it Chinaco. They petitioned the government for years, and in 1977 received Denomination of Origin status, becoming the only legal tequila distillery outside of Jalisco. Each bottle bears the emblem of the horseback warrior who fought from beings servants to Spanish nobility to being the earliest of Mexican nobility.

In 2011, my neighbors gave me a cat they found in a parking lot and I named him Chinaco. Because I was drunk.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

apethink: I just wanted a fucking picture of a cat and a...

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:45:57 -0700

apethink:

I just wanted a fucking picture of a cat and a bottle.

First, I tried indoors, but Chinaco freaks out when you try to pin him down indoors, so I decided to do it outside. I had to quietly follow him until he just plunked down on his own and then put the bottle in place. As I followed him, Weeby followed me. You’ll note the little fucker lost his clown collar last night. So, finally Chinaco plunked down, I put the bottle in place and got him used to it without him kicking it away, and got the one picture I needed before Weeby stepped in. It always starts with adorable nose rubbing and nuzzling. Soon, one of them goes for the throat and then the other guy either licks him to tell him to chill or bites back, at which point full on melee breaks out and it’s time to get your expensive liquor out of the way and just watch the show.

jezebelthegreat: I like to think that if I were to walk over...

Fri, 03 May 2013 22:42:19 -0700

jezebelthegreat:

I like to think that if I were to walk over there and look at her face, I’d see a tear slowly rolling down her cheek, just like the crying Indian in the “Keep America beautiful” commercial.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:15:36 -0700

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

adtothebone: Spotify runs an Audible commercial making fun of a gal who has taken 4,026 cat...

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:05:37 -0700

adtothebone:

Spotify runs an Audible commercial making fun of a gal who has taken 4,026 cat pictures with her smartphone.

I’m at 7,959.

apethink: The Return of Mysterypuss One more visit and this...

Fri, 03 May 2013 08:18:55 -0700

apethink:

The Return of Mysterypuss

One more visit and this guy’s gonna earn a new name.

Unless it’s just Catdoor Stevens in disguise…

crustyjuggler72: Proof that I am not the only crazy cat lady at...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:13:06 -0700

crustyjuggler72:

Proof that I am not the only crazy cat lady at work.

Meet Jax. He was just adopted by my co-worker because he was abandoned out by some homes near a local lake. He has no front claws and was skin and bones when someone found him and started feeding him. He’s a very friendly, sweet boy.

Jax will be joining 2 other felines after he takes his trip to the vet this afternoon.

I was thisclose to taking him myself.

He pooped in the car.

Photo tooken by David Hanjani and his cat

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:06:45 -0700

Photo tooken by David Hanjani and his cat