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brilliantorange:

FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME, THANKSGIVING IS OVER. BESIDES, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO SIT AT THE TABLE EVER SINCE “THE INCIDENT” LAST CHRISTMAS, FOR WHICH I’M SURE YOU FEEL NO REMORSE AS YOU ARE A COMPLETE SOCIOPATH. SO PLEASE, REMOVE YOUR FAT ASS FROM MY CHAIR AND GO EAT YOUR BOWL OF CHOPPED TURTLE WANG OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS THAT COSTS ME A DOLLAR A CAN AND GIVES YOUR COAT THAT NEUTRAL, PALLID, DEATHLY GRAY SHINE.

brilliantorange:

FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME, THANKSGIVING IS OVER.

BESIDES, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO SIT AT THE TABLE EVER SINCE “THE INCIDENT” LAST CHRISTMAS, FOR WHICH I’M SURE YOU FEEL NO REMORSE AS YOU ARE A COMPLETE SOCIOPATH. SO PLEASE, REMOVE YOUR FAT ASS FROM MY CHAIR AND GO EAT YOUR BOWL OF CHOPPED TURTLE WANG OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS THAT COSTS ME A DOLLAR A CAN AND GIVES YOUR COAT THAT NEUTRAL, PALLID, DEATHLY GRAY SHINE.

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