“Indeed, in the light of new research into animal intelligence, some scientists have concluded that there simply is no profound difference between us and other species.”—“What sets humanity apart.” (via peterspear)
Me:Hey internet, how long can I leave my cats for on vacation? I have someone checking in on them, but they can go like, a couple days at time, right?
Internet:I would never leave my precious precious babies how dare you even think about it.
Me:Yeah okay but
Internet:It's basically like murdering them to leave them alone for more than seven hours at a time. If left unattended for even a moment they can swallow normal household objects like a sponge or an ottoman or the entire stove and die a prolonged, gruesome death where their last moments are focused with a laser-like precision on how you, their beloved owner, didn't give two shits about them.
Me:I don't think that's
Internet:Good pet owners never leave home.
Me:Okay, that's enough.
Internet:Find new owners for your cats who will love and cherish them and feed them raw meat directly from their mouths and then kill yourself.